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I Bought a Vintage Commodore Vic-20 Computer
Super Simple Campfire Chicken Hash
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The Bathroom Workout
Perform standard bodily evacuations.
Do 15 pushups.
Wash hands.
It’s very important to a) not get these steps out of order, or b) try to rush through the routine by performing multiple steps at the same time. Doing so may yield less than desirable results and could potentially result in a terrible mess.
My wife has recently decided to join me in doing the bathroom workouts (also NOT at the same time) by doing 10 squats every time she goes to the bath
The greatest Thanksgiving coverage in the universe.
Posted By intergalacticbiz 1221 days ago on Humor
That Time I Almost Met Nelly Furtado
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7 Sound Financial Tips Anyone Can Probably Read
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When COVID’s Gone, Then What?
My Wife Tried to Kill Me with Progresso Spicy Jambalya Soup [REVIEW?]
I think my wife is trying to kill me. That is the only explanation I can think of as to why she would inflict upon me such pain as is found in Progresso Spicy Jambalya Soup. The really cruel part of this horrendously hot soup is that it tastes really damn good. I couldn’t stop spooning it into my agonized mouth.
I like spice, but typically when you see a “spicy” version of something that isn’t normally spicy such as Progresso Soup you can expect the spiciness to be rather mild so as not to traumatize normal consumers. This jambalya doesn’t care one bit about normal consumers. It hates normal consumers. It wants to burn their faces completely off. Long story short, I loved it.
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Tzatziki
Posted By WorldFoodStory 1505 days ago on Humor
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7 signs you ate or drank too much on Thanksgiving. Don’t ignore these.
Posted By intergalacticbiz 1218 days ago on Humor
Daily Journal: October 9, 2005
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A Ghost Helped Me out in Waco, Texas
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Breaking secret news: Dentistry is fake. We drill down to the truth.
Posted By intergalacticbiz 1655 days ago on Humor
My Thoughts on the First 2020 Presidential Debate
Things Websites Need to Stop Doing
Putting important information and links in the footer on a site with infinite scrolling so that the only way you can ever get to it is to view source and directly copy the URLs.
Having a “support” system that is nothing but a bottomless FAQ pit of useless or outdated information with contact info that is virtually impossible to find. PayPal is notorious for this. Virtually every time I’ve had to use PayPal’s “support” system to figure out how to do something (usually cancelling recurring payments) the information has not been updated after recent site updates so that either many of the links / pages it says to go to either no longer exist or have moved. Often (more often than should be allowed by a loving God) pages PayPal links to in their support documents are COMPLETELY GONE.
Utilizing incompetent AI chatbots. If you don’t have a live human available, get rid of the online chat option entirely.
Requiring a credit card for free trials. I get why sites do this (they’re evil) but they really need to stop.
The SaaS (Software as a Service) business model needs to f*&%ing die. This is the single worst thing to happen to software since the Atari 2600 E.T. video game.
Asking me if I want to receive their obnoxious notifications. You want to have an email newsletter sign up form? Great! You want to randomly invade my browser with updates no matter where I am on the web? Nope.
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Souvlaki
Posted By WorldFoodStory 1503 days ago on Humor
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New movement says stop shaking hands.
Posted By intergalacticbiz 1205 days ago on Humor
DALL-E 2 Images: First Day Playing With DALL-E 2
“a photo of a robot reading a newspaper”
“a drinking glass full of eyeballs”
“a renaissance painting of superman playing a piano”
“a blueprint drawing of r2-d2”
“a photo of a giant potato in the desert”
“a renaissance painting of r2-d2”
“a tintype photo of a hamster reading a book”
“a photo of an old 1950s refrigerator in a forest”
“a pixel art drawing of a sloth playing an acoustic guitar”
“a comic book drawing of a sloth playing an acoustic guitar”
“a bottle of hand sanitizer flying through space digital art”
“a comic book drawing of zorro playing a guitar”
“a robot dancing with a monkey pixel art”
“hand drawing of a dragon”
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Only losers don't read this...
Posted By intergalacticbiz 1395 days ago on Humor