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Clear the Tracks! The Story You’re Reading Right This Very Moment Could Save Your Life Unless You Get Hit by a Train

Posted By clifhaley 398 days ago on Humor

https://clifhaley.me - This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent entertainment magazine on April 22, 1999! ##### In my opinion, 90 percent of the people who get hit by trains every year deserve to get hit by trains. I simply cannot conceive of any justifiable reason for someone to be hit by a train (unless, of course, you’ve just upset the Don of your specific Mafia by losing 200 pounds of Persian white heroin in a game of craps with a well-trained Great Dane on a nationally syndicated variety show like “The Wink Hendershot Monkeys Spinning Plates on Tall Poles to Lawrence Welk Hour”). But it seems that people are always getting run over by trains. Just take a look at these numbers: 4, 2, 31, 9. About every two weeks or so, you’ll turn

Movie Review: BumbleBee (2018)

Posted By clifhaley 235 days ago on Humor

https://api.follow.it - I’ve never been much into the Transformers movies, but this one caught my eye because it looked quite a bit different than what I’d come to expect from the franchise. I shelved it away in a corner of my mind to maybe check out one day, but then I came across a few reviews about how funny and downright sweet it is that I had to add it to my active watch list. I’m glad I did.
I’ve never been much into the Transformers movies, but this one caught my eye because it looked quite a bit different than what I’d come to expect from the franchise. I shelved it away in a corner of my mind to maybe check out one day, but then I came across a few reviews about how funny and downright sweet it is that I had to add it to my active watch list. I’m glad I did.
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I Bought a Vintage Commodore Vic-20 Computer

Posted By clifhaley 396 days ago on Humor

https://clifhaley.me - Well, I guess I’ve been officially bitten by the “I’m going to collect vintage computers for no reason” bug after buying a Tandy TRS-80 Model 100 a couple of weeks ago. I’d hoped that purchase would have cleansed me of this pending addiction, but alas it only served to energize it. Now I must have all the vintage computers ever created by man or beast!! I just got my hands on my second vintage computer and this one has a special place in my heart, because it was the first computer I ever owned. I’m referring to the mighty Commodore Vic-20 endorsed by none other than Captain Frickin’ Kirk! I received my original Commodore Vic-20 as a Christmas present when I was around 8 or 9 years old. My 8 or 9 year old mind whirred with excitement when I ripped

The Bathroom Workout

Posted By clifhaley 43 days ago on Humor

https://api.follow.it - The bathroom workout is something I both started doing and started forgetting to do years ago. I mentioned it in a recent piece on how to stay fit during the COVID pandemic. The idea was to incorporate a bit of exercise into an activity that I already do multiple times a day: use the bathroom. Essentially, the routine goes like this:

Perform standard bodily evacuations.
Do 15 pushups.
Wash hands.

It’s very important to a) not get these steps out of order, or b) try to rush through the routine by performing multiple steps at the same time. Doing so may yield less than desirable results and could potentially result in a terrible mess.
My wife has recently decided to join me in doing the bathroom workouts (also NOT at the same time) by doing 10 squats every time she goes to the bath

Super Simple Campfire Chicken Hash

Posted By clifhaley 274 days ago on Humor

https://www.clifhaley.me - Here’s a simple recipe we threw together while camping this past weekend called “Super Simple Campfire Chicken Hash” because that’s the type of top-notch culinary product branding you come up with after several beers. It’s made entirely with pre-packaged stuff so you need no real skills to make it. STUFF YOU NEED A can of […]
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