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Movie Review: BumbleBee (2018)

Posted By clifhaley 228 days ago on Humor

https://api.follow.it - I’ve never been much into the Transformers movies, but this one caught my eye because it looked quite a bit different than what I’d come to expect from the franchise. I shelved it away in a corner of my mind to maybe check out one day, but then I came across a few reviews about how funny and downright sweet it is that I had to add it to my active watch list. I’m glad I did.
I’ve never been much into the Transformers movies, but this one caught my eye because it looked quite a bit different than what I’d come to expect from the franchise. I shelved it away in a corner of my mind to maybe check out one day, but then I came across a few reviews about how funny and downright sweet it is that I had to add it to my active watch list. I’m glad I did.
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The Bathroom Workout

Posted By clifhaley 37 days ago on Humor

https://api.follow.it - The bathroom workout is something I both started doing and started forgetting to do years ago. I mentioned it in a recent piece on how to stay fit during the COVID pandemic. The idea was to incorporate a bit of exercise into an activity that I already do multiple times a day: use the bathroom. Essentially, the routine goes like this:

Perform standard bodily evacuations.
Do 15 pushups.
Wash hands.

It’s very important to a) not get these steps out of order, or b) try to rush through the routine by performing multiple steps at the same time. Doing so may yield less than desirable results and could potentially result in a terrible mess.
My wife has recently decided to join me in doing the bathroom workouts (also NOT at the same time) by doing 10 squats every time she goes to the bath

Super Simple Campfire Chicken Hash

Posted By clifhaley 267 days ago on Humor

https://www.clifhaley.me - Here’s a simple recipe we threw together while camping this past weekend called “Super Simple Campfire Chicken Hash” because that’s the type of top-notch culinary product branding you come up with after several beers. It’s made entirely with pre-packaged stuff so you need no real skills to make it. STUFF YOU NEED A can of […]
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My First and Possibly Last Vlog!

Posted By clifhaley 229 days ago on Humor

https://api.follow.it - I had to take a four hour trip to pick up a Bugera 6260 guitar amp from a buddy of mine. I decided to document the journey into my first and possibly last vlog ever! Get ready for high adventure in East Texas with little known facts about various towns and a most likely haunted cemetery!

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Family Camping Magazine — Encouraging Divorce-Free Camping Outcomes since 2021

Posted By clifhaley 73 days ago on Humor

https://www.clifhaley.me - We’re proud to announce the forthcoming launch of our new family-oriented camping magazine called Family Camping Magazine. It took many hours in stressful think tanks full of highly-paid writers to come up with this compelling magazine name, but we feel it really captures the essence of our family camping magazine about family camping. For example, […]
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How to Make Slightly Less Lethal Ramen

Posted By clifhaley 317 days ago on Humor

https://www.clifhaley.me - Like you, my favorite food in the entire world is ramen (from the ancient Japanese word “ramen” meaning “more sodium per teaspoon than an entire livestock salt block”). Unfortunately, like almost every delicious thing humans actually enjoy eating, it is extremely unhealthy for you when consumed in its most popular form: pre-packaged block of ramen with a “flavor packet” of dehydrated broth dust and enough salt to tan several mammoth hides.   Good news for all you ramen loving folks* because I (e.g. my wife) have devised a way to make ramen kinda, sorta from scratch at home that is far healthier than the pre-packaged alternative which is known to sometimes cause heart attacks to occur in anyone standing within a three foot radius of a single pack. Also g

I Made Chicken Wings in the Ninja Foodi

Posted By clifhaley 282 days ago on Humor

https://www.clifhaley.me - Advances in modern science and technology have brought us many wondrous devices in the past several years such as the Perseverance Mars rover and the Ninja Foodi, which unlike the Perseverance Mars rover, is great for cooking chicken wings. How do I know this? Because I made some. Here’s what you need and how to do it. STUFF YOU NEED Frozen chicken wings. Note that here I’m referring to plain, raw, no-frills frozen chicken wings. Not pre-made frozen chicken wings. Olive oil. Whatever spices and sauces you want your wings to taste like. These days I prefer a blend of black pepper, Sriracha sauce, and Blackstone Taco & Fajita seasoning. HERE’S WHAT YOU DO Pour about 1 cup of water into the Ninja Foodi. Place the Ninja Foodi fryer basket into the Ninja Foodi. Put wings