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Hilarious Meanings Of Flag Colors Of Different Countries

Posted By fershid 360 days ago on Humor

https://digitalsynopsis.com - People on the internet are exploring the ‘true’ meanings behind national flags, based on stereotypes of what that country is famous or notorious for. Here are some of the submissions.

CEO Falls Asleep At Work, Employees Photoshop Him Into Funny Memes

Posted By fershid 1107 days ago on Humor

http://digitalsynopsis.com - When Lightricks CEO and co-founder Zeev Farbman decided to catch some shut-eye between meetings, his employees decided to have a little fun. They took a picture of him and using Lightricks’ Enlight app, they made a meme out of their boss by placing him in movie scenes, classic art paintings, inside a hot dog, a toothpaste tube, and even in Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar trophy. Check it out here.

27 Winners Of The “Not My Job” Awards

Posted By fershid 1161 days ago on Humor

http://digitalsynopsis.com - Why go the extra mile at work when you can go home early and chill? Today’s post honours those genius men and women who showed a middle finger to professionalism and didn’t budge an inch beyond their scope of work. Check out their masterpieces here.

Husband Asks Wife To Draw What’s On Her Mind, Gets A Lot More Than He Expected

Posted By fershid 1202 days ago on Humor

http://digitalsynopsis.com -
Remember those ‘male brain vs female brain’ jokes that show how women think about a gazillion things all the time. Here’s an actual incident that proves it.

A Reddit user named bpwwhirl asked his wife to draw a picture of what’s on her mind. This is her response.

Santa: I’m Getting Too Old For This Shit

Posted By jakerhodes 1241 days ago on Humor

http://www.dailysquat.com - Santa Claus may have given his biggest indicator yet that he is ready to retire by telling one of his elves that he is getting too old for this shit. The claim came at the...The post Santa: I’m Getting Too Old For This Shit appeared first on The Daily Squat.

Men Decide To Start Their Christmas Shopping

Posted By jakerhodes 1241 days ago on Humor

http://www.dailysquat.com - Shops worldwide are bracing themselves for the impending swell of male customers who start their Christmas shopping with one day to spare. The annual tradition of last minute Larrys hitting the high street on Christmas...The post Men Decide To Start Their Christmas Shopping appeared first on The Daily Squat.

Tories Get Their Christmas Wish As Victorian Diseases Return To Britain

Posted By jakerhodes 1242 days ago on Humor

http://www.dailysquat.com - The Conservative Party are celebrating Christmas a little early today as it was unveiled that Britain has seen a shockingly sharp increase in Victorian era diseases like tuberculosis, scarlet fever and scurvy. ‘This is a...The post Tories Get Their Christmas Wish As Victorian Diseases Return To Britain appeared first on The Daily Squat.

Martian Women File Complaint Over Miss Universe Title

Posted By jakerhodes 1243 days ago on Humor

http://www.dailysquat.com - A group of Martian women have filed an official complaint over the perceived Earthican bias displayed by the Miss Universe competition. The complaint comes on the back of Miss Philippines winning the Miss Universe competition,...The post Martian Women File Complaint Over Miss Universe Title appeared first on The Daily Squat.

Conservative Party Invites Steve Harvey To Announce Results Of Next General Election

Posted By jakerhodes 1243 days ago on Humor

http://www.dailysquat.com - The Conservative Party has confirmed that they have asked recently shamed entertainer Steve Harvey to officially announce the winners of the next UK general election. The move comes on the back of Steve Harvey’s embarrassing...The post Conservative Party Invites Steve Harvey To Announce Results Of Next General Election appeared first on The Daily Squat.

The Sun To Re-Classify Itself As Satirical News So It Can Say Whatever The Fuck It Wants About Jeremy Corbyn

Posted By jakerhodes 1244 days ago on Humor

http://www.dailysquat.com - The editor of The Sun newspaper has announced that they plan to re-brand themselves as satirical news so that they can say whatever the fuck they want about Jeremy Corbyn and get away with it....The post The Sun To Re-Classify Itself As Satirical News So It Can Say Whatever The Fuck It Wants About Jeremy Corbyn appeared first on The Daily Squat.

Me No Dumb, Says Bush To Trump

Posted By jakerhodes 1244 days ago on Humor

http://www.dailysquat.com - Jeb Bush has hit back at Donald Trump’s claims that he was dumb in a blistering speech in front of his supporter today. ‘Trumpy bad man says me dumb but read my lips – me...The post Me No Dumb, Says Bush To Trump appeared first on The Daily Squat.

Teenager Wins Scalectrix Championship, Secures Lifelong Virginity

Posted By jakerhodes 1245 days ago on Humor

http://www.dailysquat.com - Essex teenager Ted Trim has stunned the world by winning the Scalectrix World Championship at the tender age of 14 thus assuring his virginity remains intact for the rest of his natural life. ‘I feel...The post Teenager Wins Scalectrix Championship, Secures Lifelong Virginity appeared first on The Daily Squat.